by Dear Diary,
Wow, it’s been a while! I’ve missed you so much, diary. things have been craaay on this end. I’ve still been composing — don’t you concern about that — however admittedly not sufficient here.
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I’ll describe in a bit, however first… Gosh, where do I start?
Well, I assumption I’ll begin at the beginning of my day! My new fitness instructor had me doing wind sprints up as well as down the stairs as part of my everyday workout.
It’s all about getting in shape for summer, as well as I’ve been working out like a fiend, diary. I mean, it’s already May! Can you believe that? as well as that indicates that bikini season is ideal around the corner, as well as that indicates that I have to get freaking in shape NOW. As you know, I have a track record to uphold in the feline modeling world, as well as I’m already completely booked with summer.
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Plus, I have this beefcake calendar coming out… Don’t judge.
Getting bikini ready
Thank goodness for my trainer! He’s really the person who produced golden specify Warriors star Stephen Curry’s agility training program, as well as he’s got me on an intense regimen of kitty squats, crinkly sphere chasing, air pawing as well as circuit training, where I run circles around the office as well as then leap from the floor as much as the top of my feline tower to tone my haunches.
I truly feel it in my back paws…
It’s fantastic stuff, however exercise is absolutely not one of my preferred things to do, so I’ve started bribing myself with accessories to stay motivated, as well as it truly works! I got the concept from my assistant who does everything the time. All I do is tell myself that I can get one of those new lightweight linen feline collars from Burberry (I can’t wait to publish about it on my new website, however wait! — I’m getting ahead of myself) if I exercise daily this week.
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It’s a type of meow-based mental trickery.
I’m also… Well, my ninth birthday is coming up, as well as I’ve been believing a great deal about… I don’t know, I guess, my legacy? I’m getting older, as well as I’m not a kitten anymore.
Along those lines, earlier this year I started my scholarship for young kitty designs who want to make a modification in their life, as well as I’m likewise trying to provide back to the kitty modeling neighborhood by composing my memoirs.
A tabby turns 9…
I’m turning nine, diary! I know. Where does the time go? It feels like I was just a bit kitten running around the streets of Mill Valley, all rough around the edges, as well as now I’m this big worldwide kitty modeling superstar who’s likewise turning nine.
I discover myself asking, “What’s next?” What’s next for Tabs? There will, of course, be a lot more modeling, however there are so lots of other things I’d likewise like to accomplish, which brings me to this…
I’m going on a speaking tour! Yup, this summer. I’ll be speaking about the feline modeling biz at choose Petco stores as well as a number of business campuses.
(This is on the hush-hush, however one of them is in Cupertino at Apple.)
This will be my very first speaking tour, so I’m a bit nervous, however I just hope that I’ll be able to influence cats as well as assist them accomplish their dreams with difficult work as well as purr-severance. as well as maybe a attractive tum.
To prepare for the tour, my agent has me doing vocal exercises throughout the day, however my assistants just don’t get it. They believe I’m complaining, however I’m not. I’m purposefully being awesome, since whatever I do has a purpose, including this.
To promote the speaking tour, my agent has likewise motivated me to begin publishing once again on my website, celebration With Tabs.
Chatty tabby
It’s weird…but I have this track record as an worldwide playboy tabby, however I’m truly just a normal, daily feline who likewise occurs to have accomplished incredible things.
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Anyway, diary, say thanks to you for listening. You’ve always been there for me, as well as I truly must update you a lot more often.
I’m off now! I believe I’ll take a nap.
Love,
Tabs
